On the Docket for today…

BREAKING NEWS: Later today on HTT, we will be featuring a piece on Corch Meyers sexuality. Did he or didn’t he?

Also, Courtney Furmann drops by to give us some lingerie fashion tips and her patented method on, ‘how to steal your man in a BMW.”

Finally, Captain and I are laying out some X’s and O’s for Saturday’s game versus the Fake Bulldogs in Starkvegas. I’ll be hitting up the Offense and Captains tackling the Defense. I am also including a section in “Who to root for this weekend…”

Only one of these stories is actual, can you guess which one?

Stay tuned, if not then I hope you have lots of penicillin…just sayin’…

Have a great Friday!!! Go Dawgs

-Massey

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